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kylorsmom
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 Posted: Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:06 pm
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got a good joke for us? i need a laugh today...I can't seem to write ANYTHING today. I have called i bet 30 people today and NADA...my goal is 2 autos per day and I have gotten it the past 2 weeks...just not today...ugh! People call me back already!

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 Posted: Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:14 pm
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Thats a great goal!  Good job on getting it!  Maybe you will get 4 or more tomorrow!

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 Posted: Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:16 pm
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anyone want an auto quote? LOL Kidding...

thanks...our goal is 80 per month for our agency...BUT i'll be happy if i get 40 myself each month. We'll see....it's definitely BUSY BUSY all the time and hard to keep up with the leads, but in the end everyone will be happy if we make our goal.

Last edited on Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:16 pm by kylorsmom

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 Posted: Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:29 pm
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i know what ya mean girl!  if i could just get folks in here i would be sitting pretty!

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 Posted: Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:33 pm
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I have some peps that only have homeowners with us and not auto and I have sent post cards trying to get in touch with them about there auto I have called, emailed, if I have there email address and nothing has been working.  So finally I sent a post card stating WARNING please call our office about your homeowners and FINALLY I am getting a response I have auto lined up for next month all from the word WARNING!!!

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 Posted: Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:34 pm
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oh what a great idea....i'm going to use that one if you don't mind. I am famous for postcards and leaving alarming messages! my boss says i'm going to give someone a heart attack some day!

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 Posted: Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:37 pm
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Well my boss doesn't care for it either but I have tried everything else and that seemed to make people worry.  I do not mean to make them worry, how else will I get there attention?  So that is what I am going with.

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 Posted: Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:41 pm
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amen sista! I am all for it too!

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 Posted: Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:47 pm
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An interview with an 80-year-old woman

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her
life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about
her new husband's occupation.


"He's a funeral director," she answered.


"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. 

She paused for a few moments, needing time to
reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face
and she answered proudly, explaining that she
' d
first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus
ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.


The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished,
and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.


She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and
four to go.
"

Last edited on Tuesday January 29th, 2008 09:48 pm by tcoats

kylorsmom
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 Posted: Thursday January 31st, 2008 11:00 pm
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i posted this in another topic....sorry for double post but it should be in funnies!


http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/01/hawaii_chair.php


 

Last edited on Thursday January 31st, 2008 11:01 pm by kylorsmom

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 Posted: Friday February 1st, 2008 09:03 pm
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Do NOT Swallow your bubble gum!!! A recent study showed the dangers of what could happen if you swallowed too much gum.





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 Posted: Friday February 1st, 2008 09:09 pm
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kylorsmom wrote: i posted this in another topic....sorry for double post but it should be in funnies!


http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/01/hawaii_chair.php


 
 
Oh my goodness That was Hilarious!!! I can't believe someone actually made that and marketed it. I thought it was all manual, but it's got a motor!??! Scary!

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 Posted: Friday February 1st, 2008 09:12 pm
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I couldn't get a darn thing done if i had that thing. I can't believe someone patent that!

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 Posted: Friday February 1st, 2008 09:15 pm
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Here in Wichita Falls at Lovely Nails across from the mall they have one of those chairs

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 Posted: Friday February 1st, 2008 09:19 pm
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GET OUT!?!?!?!?!?!


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